By God grace, I am able to know this friend quite well (even thought she will totally disagree with this). We contact each other very frequent: day and night, night and day through sms, MSN, sometimes phone call. Okay. Call us friends-that-frequently-contact-each-other. Because for me, I don't know, I think she is quite psycho. One of he worse cases is she ever blocked my MSN without any reason and at the end actually she had forgotten that she ever did that. As a contrary, she kept asking me to meet her online when my account was blocked by her. Funnny.
There were few times also that I actually foresaw her careless acts and mistakes and each time I warned her, she never brother me and kept relax until it happened and I would just laugh at her (even though, most of the time, I am the one who at a loss). That's why for few times I think that she is stupid (in my very, very, very, very, very, very personal point of view). Thank God always guard my anger. Lalalala...
Some guidelines that I found out if you want to be her friend are:
• Don't ever say you’re sorry or she will be fed up with it. Be bold. Don't ever feel guilty.
• Don't ever be serious. Take everything with jokes and laughs.
• Don't ever praise her. She will scold you like hell.
• Insult her as much as you want. You will make her happy.
• You must act rude to her when you meet her face to face.
• It's normal if she call you at night because she is easily fall asleep by listening people talk.
• Don't ever let her win easily when you argue with her. She will be mad.
• After she explain something that she really likes in very, very,very detail, don't argue and accept it as her belief. Just do it.
• If you are not interested with her topic, just type *cuekin* (ignore) and start a new topic. It's the best and safest way for you to change topic. Don't risk yourself.
• Like I mention before, don't ever act like you know her. Don't ever shoot her with any statement about her. Instead, be humble, just tell her an open question to make your point. Yes, you should be smart.
• Don't ever tell her that you are her friend. She is not comfortable with it: lack of self-esteem.
• If it happens that she gets mad at you. Remember: don't say you’re sorry. Leave her for a while. She will be okay in few hours.
So, the conclusion is I am so glad to be her friend (sounds non-sense) because she is so fun and so easy to laugh at. Fun friend.
What a wonderful type of human. Glory to The One.
p.s. I didn't write anything bad about her. It was just some ways you should behave to have at least one more friend.
