Chatting with God

Have you ever chat with God? But, if it's online? You should go to this site http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Beware 1: "a sense of humor is (really, ed) recommended"
Beware 2: He will not stop to reply you until you stop it. So, don't get addicted, especially if you feel that you don't have friend. Come on.. It's just a virtual... (you can MSN me if you want =P.)

Clue: You can see that he always change the topic when he couldn't get it.

So, this is my chat ^^.


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hm
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
eat some food
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
spicy
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
so?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
im thirsty
God:
Maybe you should get a drink of water.
Me:
i just have some juice
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
magenta
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
a bit
God:
Not much, eh?
Me:
i guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
half yes
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
so which one are you?
God:
Woe! The large one, I think.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like Jesus
God:
You are not the only one. Jesus is my son.
Me:
yeah, He is cool!
God:
And? I think so too.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
hm?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
what do u mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
u said u glad i liked it
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
how do you find technology is so helping?
God:
I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.
Me:
oh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
what is your computer specification?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
oh
God:
Gee.
Me:
what brand is it?
God:
brand it something.
Me:
would you tell me?
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
oh, the brand is "something"!
God:
So? Is that a fact.
Me:
it's your answer
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes, u said it
God:
How do you know it is? That's not what I meant.
Me:
oh, ok then
God:
OK. Dude!
Me:
hahaha
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
not soon
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
i got to go
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
nice to chat with you
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
same2
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i think you know it already
God:
Perhaps. Me? " Can you tell me any gossip?"? Do I know it?
Me:
u know everything watt
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
chicken rice
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
sorry i got to go
God:
There is no need to apologize. See you later!
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.